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POTM May 2017

Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
edited June 2017 in Main
Ladies and gentlemen male forum users, your May poster of the month is ... @KHilgendorf !



With congrats to @KenElPescadoPelado for surpassing me in number of posts. Tell your wife I'm #sworry.

#KOAT
Mattsimonsen77balsdorfKenElPescadoPeladoMamaCheetah
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    She knows, @AaronWebstey. She knows.

    Well done @KHilgendorf.

    I'm continuing to go for quantity over quality.
    Aaron WebsteyMamaCheetahTad_M
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    That's why you're my perennial favourite.
    KenElPescadoPeladoMamaCheetah
    #KOAT
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    I think you just found a Canadian way of calling me an asshole? Or am I thinking of a different word...
    Aaron WebsteyMattM_WareTad_M
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Up here it's spelled asshoule
    KenElPescadoPeladosimonsen77M_Warekjrunninellsworth53tTad_M
    #KOAT
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    And perineoum?
    Aaron Webstey
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado
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    Perianal?
    KenElPescadoPelado
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Hensatc said:

    Perianal?

    That's the Italian word for getting a checkup every year to make sure your gums aren't bleeding from too much ass-to-mouth. Allegedly.
    Hensatc
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado
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    Allegedly.

    Pucker factor induced with contemplating periodontal tools near my rectum ... yikes ... allegedly
    KenElPescadoPeladokjrunnin
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
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    Is this one of those things where the winner gets a renewed sense of self worth? Or the other kind where they need to examine where they went so wrong in life to get here?
    M_WareAaron WebsteyMamaCheetahMartinTad_MCraig_D

    Great Uncle, Average Father, Mediocre Triathlete

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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member

    Is this one of those things where the winner gets a renewed sense of self worth-lessness where they need to examine where they went so wrong in life to get here?

    Nailed it.
    GentlemanJerseyDave
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    MamaCheetahMamaCheetah Member, POTM
    edited June 2017
    Congrats to all the wieners here ! Many of the comments were witty, clever, funny, disturbing, and downright disgusting (see above) - but I love them all.
    And - while I didn't "win", I am sitting pretty with "666" DarkMarks !! "So I got that going for me .... which is nice."
    KenElPescadoPeladoMartinAaron WebsteyM_Ware
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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member

    Congrats to all the wieners here ! Many of the comments were witty, clever, funny, disturbing, and downright disgusting (see above) - but I love them all.
    And - while I didn't "win", I am sitting pretty with "666" DarkMarks !! So I got that going for me .... which is nice.

    667

    Aaron WebsteyMamaCheetahkjrunnin
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    KHilgendorfKHilgendorf Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM

    Is this one of those things where the winner gets a renewed sense of self worth? Or the other kind where they need to examine where they went so wrong in life to get here?

    1) I've always thought way too highly of myself.
    2) pretty sure Websty can't do math, I'm nowhere near witty enough for 25 PPP
    3) go fuck yourselves, losers. I'm on top!
    MamaCheetahAaron WebsteyM_WareGentlemanJerseyDavewchevronbalsdorfTad_Mneil5youngCraig_D
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    MamaCheetahMamaCheetah Member, POTM
    edited June 2017
    Gat Dammit ! Can't I have anything ?! @Martin ;)
    @KenElPescadoPelado - for SHAME if you don't know that movie quote in previous post ....
    MattAaron Webstey
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    edited June 2017
    668, the neighbour of the beast (Carl Spackler reference notwithstanding)
    MamaCheetahAaron WebsteyMartin
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    Is this one of those things where the winner gets a renewed sense of self worth? Or the other kind where they need to examine where they went so wrong in life to get here?

    1) I've always thought way too highly of myself.
    2) pretty sure Websty can't do math, I'm nowhere near witty enough for 25 PPP
    3) go fuck yourselves, losers. I'm on top!
    Anyone who uses the word Loser holds a special place in my heart @KHilgendorf. It is my choice term of endearment. My boss doesn't get why I keep calling my co-workers losers but it's because I sorta like them.

    M_WareAaron WebsteyCraig_D

    Great Uncle, Average Father, Mediocre Triathlete

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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member

    Gat Dammit ! Can't I have anything ?! @Martin ;)
    @KenElPescadoPelado - for SHAME if you don't know that movie quote in previous post ....

    Of course I know it, I hate gophers too. I just didn't want to run it for you the way @Martin did. Then @Matt took away your 669.
    MamaCheetahM_WareAaron Webstey
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    edited June 2017

    Is this one of those things where the winner gets a renewed sense of self worth? Or the other kind where they need to examine where they went so wrong in life to get here?

    T'he "other kind" (based on experience)
    Aaron Webstey
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Coming tonight!
    #KOAT
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member

    Coming tonight!

    I'm sure it will happen before tonight. I mean how late are you really in the office? #workjerk
    wchevronmbrekk44MattAaron Webstey
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado
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    GasBombGasBomb Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    Man, Its like I just quit posting or something.
    rigpigM_Ware

    Clay Richard Gasway
    King of all Mediocrity
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Woohoo! @GasBomb is back!
    Aaron WebsteyGasBomb
    Keeper of the Cowbell
    Queen of All Donut Awards
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    GasBombGasBomb Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    M_Ware said:

    Woohoo! @GasBomb is back!

    Ha ha. Not 100%. Still have about 2 more weeks of 16 hour days and then back to normal. Oh, and I will make sure and spend lots of time on the roost next month talking about my Ironman. (Santa Rosa) Smooches!
    M_WareAaron WebsteyCraig_DMamaCheetah

    Clay Richard Gasway
    King of all Mediocrity
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    GasBomb said:

    M_Ware said:

    Woohoo! @GasBomb is back!

    Ha ha. Not 100%. Still have about 2 more weeks of 16 hour days and then back to normal. Oh, and I will make sure and spend lots of time on the roost next month talking about my Ironman. (Santa Rosa) Smooches!
    Can't wait to hear all about that 100 you're running. How's training going for that btw
    GasBomb
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
    Tweets Me  Follow ItsShug
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    StruangStruang Member, POTM

    Coming tonight!

    Must have been a long night! Or he's broken something as I haven't seen it
    KenElPescadoPelado
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    I didn't mean the potm
    kjrunninCraig_DItsShug
    #KOAT
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Just kidding, I passed out as soon as the kids were in bed. Gonna do the same tonight I expect. It's still only the 7th, I obviously haven't lowered your expectations enough yet!
    kjrunninKenElPescadoPeladoGasBomb
    #KOAT
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    GasBombGasBomb Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    ItsShug said:

    GasBomb said:

    M_Ware said:

    Woohoo! @GasBomb is back!

    Ha ha. Not 100%. Still have about 2 more weeks of 16 hour days and then back to normal. Oh, and I will make sure and spend lots of time on the roost next month talking about my Ironman. (Santa Rosa) Smooches!
    Can't wait to hear all about that 100 you're running. How's training going for that btw

    After lots of research, I have discovered that ultra running is all about being "natural". So, my training consists of growing all my body hair back and going to farmers markets. I am gonna be so ready for the Hennepin 100!!!

    ItsShugM_WareCraig_DTad_Mbalsdorfmbrekk44KenElPescadoPeladoAaron WebsteykjrunninAlexSMattrigpig

    Clay Richard Gasway
    King of all Mediocrity

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