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Your hottest local weather forecaster?

I've had a drink (yes, sadly that's all it takes), am watching the news, was inspired by this Facebook thread I saw yesterday, and tried starting a conversation with the wife about the hottest local weather forecaster comparing the women currently on with one of my other favs. Sadly I received a "go fuck yourself" look and some comment that I can't remember. So, figured I'd check in with my favorite forum and see if we can find the best local hottie.

Local hottie is in bold because it's got to be local (e.g. I'm in Rochester, NY therefore I can only select from that geographic area). We all know there are some amazing chicks on Telemundo and in Auzzie land that do forecasting naked and shit, but I want to know what you look at each night while planning out your next day's training.

Here's my local contest winner - You know you're jealous

Living life in pursuit of triathlon greatness and not pissing off my wife. Also trying to understand Dark Mark and why he's left New York yet again, but this time for Oklahoma. At least it's not Florida.

ItsShugrigpig

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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    edited September 2016


    Not local, but i got to mention Yenet Garcia. Her insta account isn't bad either
    KenElPescadoPeladoGasBomb
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    Common.... that's why I said LOCAL. I can find that shit too looking at the spanish channels.

    Telemundo is pretty awesome, isn't it? Takes all of about 4 seconds to stop caring that they're speaking Spanish.
    ellsworth53tTad_M

    Living life in pursuit of triathlon greatness and not pissing off my wife. Also trying to understand Dark Mark and why he's left New York yet again, but this time for Oklahoma. At least it's not Florida.

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    James LangeJames Lange Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    I just have a weather app on my phone, and it's not really my type.
    balsdorfDHansenTriKenElPescadoPeladoCraig_DBrent_R


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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM

    Common.... that's why I said LOCAL. I can find that shit too looking at the spanish channels.

    Telemundo is pretty awesome, isn't it? Takes all of about 4 seconds to stop caring that they're speaking Spanish.

    Fine. I present to you my local news. They're so hot





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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Christina Loren was apparently local to San José until last year. This must be what I'm missing living off of Netflix.

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    KHilgendorfKHilgendorf Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    edited September 2016
    My absolute favorite is Tom Skilling on WGN Chicago. He ain't a looker, but hes so good at telling you what's going on with a full scientific assault I'd throw my panties at him. Now that I'm in Houston, Univision and telemundo are local, so just pick one. I like this new guy on telemundo:


    Though I suppose this is more what you meant:

    KenElPescadoPeladoDHansenTri
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    wchevronwchevron Member, POTM
    They just fired the blonde girl with the big boobs. This is all we got left.


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    simonsen77simonsen77 Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Like @James Lange I just use an app.

    But I'd say this Ken Cook, mostly because he's the only one I know. He's an alum of the same school as me (currently shitting the bed in Dublin), and back pre-kids when we had football season tickets we were a couple rows behind him. He was our section celebrity, and we'd collectively boo whenever they'd show a Weather Channel talking head on the jumbotron.


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    Lisa Villegas. She's very talented.

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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    This is totally derailed now (#sworry @DHansenTri), but Frank Cavallaro is awesome, is a repository of knowledge of both weather and early 80s Canadian music, and decades ago hosted the first Canadian broadcasts of the Tour de France on TSN if memory serves.
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    Martin said:

    This is totally derailed now (#sworry @DHansenTri), but Frank Cavallaro is awesome, is a repository of knowledge of both weather and early 80s Canadian music, and decades ago hosted the first Canadian broadcasts of the Tour de France on TSN if memory serves.

    It's cool. I get it. There's a need for weather people that look good, others that are just good at their jobs, and then those few golden heros that not only forecast the shit out of next week's highs and lows, but are also worth rubbing one out to. It's cool, this thread should be a celebration of all weather people, men and women, as long as they're either good looking or good at their jobs.

    There are those other fucks that the rest of us are forced to a) look at, and b) second guess with weather.com and wunderground hourly forecast searches to double check accuracy. I don't know if it's the cruel result of living on the edge of Lake Ontario, but our weather people SUCK ASS at their jobs. A monkey throwing a dart at a "pick today's weather dart board" could more accurately forecast what will happen in this region.
    Aaron Websteymbrekk44

    Living life in pursuit of triathlon greatness and not pissing off my wife. Also trying to understand Dark Mark and why he's left New York yet again, but this time for Oklahoma. At least it's not Florida.

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    People still watch TV to get the weather? Given the target demographic for such a service I'm surprised they don't all look like Estelle Getty.
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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member

    I don't know if it's the cruel result of living on the edge of Lake Ontario, but our weather people SUCK ASS at their jobs. A monkey throwing a dart at a "pick today's weather dart board" could more accurately forecast what will happen in this region.

    Lake effects are so fun. I remember going skiing at Kissing Bridge near Buffalo (from Toronto) and having to bail for home after 2 hours or risk being stranded for days. (Great for us teenagers, not so much great for the dad that drove us.) The forecast was for an inch or two. Ended up with 40 or something.

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    He's the best

    But for my local morning weather, Britta Merwin. I started watching Good Morning America just to get the local weather throwbacks to her.
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member


    It's cool. I get it. There's a need for weather people that look good, others that are just good at their jobs, and then those few golden heros that not only forecast the shit out of next week's highs and lows, but are also worth rubbing one out to.

    Brent_R said:

    Given the target demographic for such a service I'm surprised they don't all look like Estelle Getty.

    Now that's been added to the spank bank.

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