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UFC Triathlete Matches

Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
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http://www.thescore.com/mma/news/1046902

If Delian Wanda bought UFC, what matches would you want to see?

- Messick vs Millward
- Rinny vs Ryf
- @Dark_mark vs @JessJones (definitely a first-round knockout by JJM, #sworry Mark)
- ???

I'd like to take on @ItsShug in a bear-wrasslin match. I'd be allowed ropes and lassos and a tranq gun, all he gets is a jock strap and cup. I might make it through the first round.
#KOAT
GasBombItsShugkjrunninKenElPescadoPeladombrekk44peteTad_MHSeeley14Craig_D

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    GasBombGasBomb Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    Undercard: Chrissie Wellington vs Rinny (I bet Rinny would wipe that smile off Chrissie's face)
    Undercard: Devon Palmer vs Thomas Gerlach (this would be ugly, lots of scratching)
    Undercard: Jim Lubinsky vs Lionel Sanders (muscular guys, can probably take a punch)
    Undercard: Paulo Sousa vs Dark Mark (boring match, they would trade insults back/forth then make out)
    Main Event: BEN HOBBS VS MACCA (Ben loses after illegally kicking Macca in the balls repeatedly)
    twig05kjrunninAaron WebsteyM_WareKenElPescadoPeladombrekk44rigpigHSeeley14maggieruCraig_DFastCat1107

    Clay Richard Gasway
    King of all Mediocrity
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    RashRash Member
    Who is Ben Hobbs?
    GasBombKenElPescadoPeladoCraig_D
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    Dev_Paul v Julie MIller
    GasBombItsShugBrent_RAaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoBen_jamminMartinCraig_D
     



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    mbrekk44mbrekk44 Member, POTM
    Bob Babbit vs. Lew Hollander
    Aaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoGasBombCraig_DCapen
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    I only wrestle with in a pool of baby oil. You're paying for at least half @Aaron Webstey
    kjrunninAaron WebsteyM_WareGasBombHSeeley14Craig_D
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
    Tweets Me  Follow ItsShug
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Lionel Sanders V Jordan Rapp
    espej09Aaron WebsteyGasBombBen_jamminMartinCraig_D
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
    Tweets Me  Follow ItsShug
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Gerlach Vs an age group triathlete
    Aaron WebsteyM_Waresimonsen77wchevronGasBombBen_jamminHSeeley14Craig_DFastCat1107
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
    Tweets Me  Follow ItsShug
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    Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
    I have 3 classes of Jiu Jitsu under my belt. I am invincible.
    Aaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoGasBomb
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    can it be a team sport?

    Bahrain 13 Vs Bahrain 13
    Aaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoGasBombTad_MHSeeley14Mark_after_DarkCapen
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
    Tweets Me  Follow ItsShug
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    kjrunninkjrunnin Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Me vs Crowie.

    Don't forget to turn down the lights and put on some Barry White. Might want @ItsShug 's baby oil too.
    M_WareKenElPescadoPeladoItsShugAaron Websteyrigpigsimonsen77wchevronGasBombTad_MHSeeley14MartinCraig_DFastCat1107rangamel

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    espej09espej09 Member
    Macca vs the US women's soccer team
    ItsShugmbrekk44Aaron WebsteyBen_jamminCapen

    village idiot

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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    espej09 said:

    Macca vs the US women's soccer team

    Is this the soccer team with or with out Hope Solo?
    MattM_WarewchevronGasBombHSeeley14maggieruMark_after_DarkCapen
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
    Tweets Me  Follow ItsShug
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    jakesaundersjakesaunders Member
    Andrew Starykowicz vs. Any Ex-Cycling Doper Racing Triathlon
    Aaron WebsteyrigpigGasBombpete
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    rigpigrigpig Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Wurtele vs Wurtele, after Paulo Sousa's Mexican night team meal, back at the motorhome with only the 1 bathroom and not enough time to run to campground toilet.
    ItsShugkjrunninespej09wchevronKenElPescadoPeladoGasBombAaron WebsteypeteHSeeley14Craig_DCapen

    Kevin Brydges
    You're the rig guy? You don't look like you worked on rigs....
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Macca v Sunny Garcia
    KenElPescadoPeladombrekk44GasBombpeterangamel
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
    Tweets Me  Follow ItsShug
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    wchevronwchevron Member, POTM
    Macca vs Crowie
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Stoltz vs. Sutton
    Aaron Webstey
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    rigpig said:

    Wurtele vs Wurtele, after Paulo Sousa's Mexican night team meal, back at the motorhome with only the 1 bathroom and not enough time to run to campground toilet.

    I defy anyone to come up with something better than this.
    KenElPescadoPeladoGasBombBen_jamminTad_MHSeeley14
    #KOAT
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    Ben_jamminBen_jammin Member
    Aaron Webstey said:

    rigpig said:

    Wurtele vs Wurtele, after Paulo Sousa's Mexican night team meal, back at the motorhome with only the 1 bathroom and not enough time to run to campground toilet.

    I defy anyone to come up with something better than this.
    Wurtele vs wurtele vs Sanders on the 2nd half of the IMAZ run.

    Aaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPelado

    "there's ice in my ass crack and it feels amazing" - overheard at IMMT

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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    If the Wurteles were a tag team, they could be called Stack & Reach.
    simonsen77HSeeley14MattGranpa ChookDawnCBen_jammin
    #KOAT
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    @Dark_mark vs Dick Nasser

    By the way, in the Hobbs vs. Macca match, why is kicking in the balls illegal? Are Macca's being preserved by the court pending completion of evidence gathering?
    KenElPescadoPeladoGasBombAaron WebsteyM_Ware
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    mbrekk44mbrekk44 Member, POTM
    Or Meredith Kessler vs Heather Weurtle for the water station royale
    ItsShugsimonsen77GasBombM_WareAaron Webstey
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    @HSeeley14 vs everyone that pisses her off
    M_WareTad_MAaron Webstey
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
    Tweets Me  Follow ItsShug
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    edited June 2016
    mbrekk44 said:

    Or Meredith Kessler vs Heather Weurtle for the water station royale

    Even better!

    Kessler vs. Rinny - Crasher vs. Crashee!!!!

    Undercard would then have to be @Dark_mark vs. Brent McMahon.
    mbrekk44M_WareTad_MAaron Webstey
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado
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    wchevronwchevron Member, POTM
    Sanders vs. Starky

    Sanders with the win. Able to handle more strikes since the drug abuse allows him to "not feel pain"
    mbrekk44KenElPescadoPeladoGasBombAaron Webstey
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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    ItsShug said:

    Gerlach Vs an age group triathlete

    Is Gerlach fighting in his own weight class, or is he fighting down a class? If he wins, is he champion? I think it's important that this be clarified before the match.
    wchevronsimonsen77KenElPescadoPeladoGasBombM_Warembrekk44Tad_MAaron WebsteyDawnCCraig_DItsShugrangamel
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    Craig_DCraig_D Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    edited June 2016
    Joel Filliol and Paulo Sousa vs Ben Greenfield and his magic power bracelet Ben wins by DQ when @M Ware jumps into the ring disguised as a ring girl and beats him senseless (or full of sense) with the round card.
    M_WareTad_MGasBombKenElPescadoPelado
    Canadian Division
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Aaron Webstey said:

    If the Wurteles were a tag team, they could be called Stack & Reach.

    Finishing move: The Reacharound
    GasBombTad_MwchevronKenElPescadoPelado
    #KOAT

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