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Road rash is red
Tac-X is blue
Sorry you're bonking,
But it's my last Gu.
#KOAT
Comments
(Front)
Girl, are you the swim warm-up
(Inside)
Cuz I already know I'm gonna miss the hell outta you
my balls are blue,
if I had a better bike fit
I could beat you.
with a box of chocolate GUs and a tub of Chamois Butt'r.
Queen of All Donut Awards
Groovy Auntie to Roosters everywhere
Queen of All Donut Awards
Groovy Auntie to Roosters everywhere
Violets are blue
Dont worry right hand
I love you too.
Lotion is for the skin
You will be my valentine
Or it gets the hose again
Some tri bikes are Blue,
Come sit on my face,
I'm a new saddle for you!
Violets are blue
Pornhub is down
Your Facebook will do
Violets are blue
Roses are red
We're doing this backwards
That's what she said!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
What I thought was lube
Turned out to be glue!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who is your daddy?
And what does he do?
Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.
Queen of All Donut Awards
Groovy Auntie to Roosters everywhere
Violets are flowers
You're Felicity Shagwell
I'm Austin Powers.
"there's ice in my ass crack and it feels amazing" - overheard at IMMT
Roses are red,
Violets are pretty.
I clogged the toilet,
Isn't that shitty?