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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    @Dark_Mark I really did play pool with a dildo store guy in Key West. He was from Alabama and had long, black, hair and an intimidating goatee. I can't imagine walking into a dildo store and seeing that (or at all, really ...).

    "I sell couples-assistance tools and accessories. Yup, I work at the dildo store."
    mbrekk44
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    Ryan HeislerRyan Heisler Member
    What the actual fuck?
    Aaron WebsteyGentlemanJerseyDaveRobert RankinEvan
    Resident Gear Guru
    Bike Crash Free Since August 4th, 2014
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    edited January 2015
    That was my reaction. I kept it to myself at the time though, as he looked like he probably 'knew people'.
    #KOAT
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    I think the bar was called The Green Parrot or something. First one you run into when arriving by ship.
    #KOAT
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    GentlemanJerseyDaveGentlemanJerseyDave Member
    There is one around the corner from my office - Babeland - actually there are two within a five minute walk of where I type this. That's New York and it's terrific.
    Aaron Websteyfyrehaar

    Great Uncle, Average Father, Mediocre Triathlete

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    HMkrplunkitHMkrplunkit Member
    There is an adult store in my city. It is popular because the neon sign on the front just says "book store" I guess you go in and walk behind a magazine rack and book shelf to get to all the goodies. Its basically really sketch
    Aaron Websteydrjocy
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    edited January 2015
    @Dark_Mark please tell me you've seen Bored To Death. Ted Danson, Zach Galifianakis, and Jason Schwartzman. Brilliant.
    HMkrplunkitRash
    #KOAT
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    HMkrplunkitHMkrplunkit Member
    @dark_mark you'd like bored to death. I know this because we are spirituality connected. Don't fight it.
    Aaron Webstey
    HMKP
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    @Kpressure everyone should be required to watch it. It's a lesson in comedy; going nowhere and everywhere all at once.
    HeatherLow
    #KOAT
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    Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
    I have not seen it but I do love me some Schwartzman
    Aaron WebsteyHMkrplunkit
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    I just had to fix all my typos and cringe at myself. Apparently I was TV-show-pushing drunk last night - thanks, Tuesday night box o wine! #NotAproblem
    KenElPescadoPelado
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Nice burn @Dark_Mark . I knew something smelled fishy there but I did it anyway. Curse you.
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    trsradio69trsradio69 Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Bored to death was fantastic. Ted Danson stole the show.
    Aaron WebsteyBrew_TriTheActualPaulo
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    This is the funniest shit I've seen on Twitter in a while. Thanks @ _MurMan , @ Dark_Mark , and @ JessJones .

    Murman takes the kickoff, with what I thought was one of his best tweets ever.

    Screen Shot 2015-06-05 at 3.22.09 PM

    And it just gets funnier from there.

    Screen Shot 2015-06-05 at 3.23.20 PM
    James LangeTheoMatt
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    Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
    Truly one of the greatest threads on twitter ever.
    Aaron WebsteyRyan HeislerJames LangeKenElPescadoPeladoAlexS
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    PreachSwansonPreachSwanson Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    I'll agree here, got to watch some degree of professionalism - my bishop actually has seen my Twitter feed.


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    KenElPescadoPelado
    TRS Racing
    I'm an angel with an incredible capacity for beer
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    The students in the adjoining office already know I'm weird. Now they think I'm downright insane. Wild cackling is not good for one's image.
    Tad_M
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    @Zach Boring your Blue Car tweet was funny, but I refuse to favourite it.
    #KOAT
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    Zach BoringZach Boring Member
    Wow. I have reached a new level on twitter now :) But I do feel bad. You were seriously trying to complain and my idiot self had to make a joke. You need better friends
    Aaron Webstey

    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man

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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Impossible! You're the best, buddy. And it made me laugh, so thanks!
    #KOAT
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    @Dark_Mark did @JessJones 's daughter really say that?? I just about pissed my chair laughing.
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    Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
    @AaronWebstey That, or something similar. She will correct me soon I am sure.
    Aaron Webstey
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Fucking @Dark Mark again. I almost blew my snack pack out through my nose when I read this.

    Screen Shot 2015-09-24 at 12.28.35 PM
    M_WareKenElPescadoPelado
    #KOAT
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    Hey @Aaron Webstey was it chocolate or butterscotch? (I'm eating one right now)
     



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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Always the chocolate! Except sometimes I get forced into eating the banana.
    Matt
    #KOAT
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    AaronWebstey said:

    Always the chocolate! Except sometimes I get forced into eating the banana.

    #TWSS
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Our very own @Matt had his 15 minutes today. :)

    MattKenElPescadoPelado
    #KOAT
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    mbrekk44mbrekk44 Member, POTM
    Well, thanks to this thread I have just started season 1 of bored to death. Should have them all done by tomorrow sometime
    M_WareAaron Webstey
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    mbrekk44 said:

    Well, thanks to this thread I have just started season 1 of bored to death. Should have them all done by tomorrow sometime

    They always say "if I help even one person ..." And now I feel like this whole forum has been worth it.
    KenElPescadoPeladoM_Warembrekk44
    #KOAT
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    dhrdhr Member
    G4P for the rest of us.

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