Hand Cream

AaronWebstey

Is it bad to use hand cream on your face?  I swear my cheeks are gonna crack if I don't.

HMkrplunkit

Haha wouldn't think so. There is no way that the ingredients in a hand cream could differ largely from a regular lotion or face cream. All lotions are created equal (to me)

*Writing this hoping this was an actual question and not some inuendo or something*

Theo

AaronWebstey said:

Is it bad to use hand cream on your face?  I swear my cheeks are gonna crack if I don't.

Why are you asking about using it on your face when the concern is that the skin on your cheeks is cracking?

AaronWebstey

Thanks @Kpressure!  It was an actual question, but based on what I found when I tried to google it, I figured I'd get at least a few comments like @Theo's

HMkrplunkit

The only reason it wouldn't be a good idea is if you are prone to breaking out or have really sensitive skin in the first place

AaronWebstey

My skin is about as sensitive as @TheRealStarky's twitter feed. I think it'll work out

My penis is probably the smallest in all of Canada. I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane. 

espej09

Try Everyman Jack. They have the BEST lotion.

TheDonMagicDon

So many jokes here. I have somewhat sensitive skin. Cetaphil is the greatest face moisturizer ever.

AaronWebstey

AaronWebstey said:

My penis is probably the smallest in all of Canada.

I almost had the North American title but they said some guy in Texas called Hobbs had me beat, hands down. It was also mentioned that beating with his hands down (his pants) was the only satisfaction the poor bastard could hope for.

TheDonMagicDon

Aaron Webstey and I are on the same tri team, although I have a slightly better haircut.

Theo

aren't we all on the same tri team now?

<<testing how far back we have to go to bring the zombies back >>

ellsworth53t

Girlfriend Webstey Overdoses On Lotion

http://www.theonion.com/articles/girlfriend-overdoses-on-lotion,34884/

Theo

Thanks goodness you didn't photoshop a picture of @aaronwebstey 's cheeks with excess lotion all over them!

kevinschummer

There's a super inappropriate joke in there somewhere...

Theo

@kevinschummer I believe "in between" is the answer to your question

TheDonMagicDon

@Theo yes we are all on the same tri team. @AaronWebstey and I seem to have made American Psycho references that are a bit too obscure.