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Put some shit out there. I'll start...
-Wurf will win the men's race by more than Ryf wins the women's race. The Hawaiian gods are sick of Daniela's shit, and the jellyfish were the first attempt to stop her last year. This year she'll be attacked by one of those crazy goats that roam the lava fields.
-Heather Jackson will finish third, and the race for third among the women will be the best race of the day.
-Sarah True will remain conscious for all 140.6 miles.
-Starykowicz will finish in the top 15. I'm pretty sure he'll be the heaviest guy ever to crack the top 20.
-Cody Beals will finish in the top 5. I feel more confident about this than anything else I've written so far.
-Ali Brownlee will DNF. Actually more confident about this than Beals finishing in the top 5.
-No professional athletes will have a positive doping control in the months to come. But a handful of South American age-groupers will test positive for all the drugs.
-If Daniela brings up how great Sutto is during the presser, I will ask a question about child rape and probably lose my credential before race day. Because apparently you can't talk about sexual assault in 2019.
-Nasser bin Hamad al Khalifa will not repeat as "Ironman World Champion."