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Can someone "roost" me?

I can't believe I just now found this Triathlon form. I must have just found my way out of lionels ass. How does this work?

I mean there is not much I can get roasted on because I am about to win an academy award for my soundtracks in my youtube videos as well as my cinematic slow-motion shots. sooooo.....

Anyways I got to go my dubstep alarm just went off to go kiss ass to another pro triathlete. TTYL
AaronWebsteyRobert RankinNHetrorangamelSdogslickfins_Ryan
Talbot Cox
405-626-2816 | Instagram @Talbotcox
jontalbotcox@aol.com | Talbotcox.com

“The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.”

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    Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
    Are you a robot:

    How old is the earth?
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    TalbotCoxTalbotCox Member
    edited February 1
    I can neither confirm or deny my current existential status.

    Also the earths age?
    Easy...
    4.54 + 0.05 Billion Years old...
    Who does not know that?
    Talbot Cox
    405-626-2816 | Instagram @Talbotcox
    jontalbotcox@aol.com | Talbotcox.com

    “The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.”
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    You only just found this place because the leader of the Lionel fanboi train typically deletes any mention of it.
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    who is lionel?
    Talbot Cox
    405-626-2816 | Instagram @Talbotcox
    jontalbotcox@aol.com | Talbotcox.com

    “The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.”
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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    When are you going to Ottawa to make the inspirational video of @PevashishDaul 's recovery from his latest misfortune?
    MattPevashishDaul
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    PevashishDaulPevashishDaul Member, POTM
    Hey Gang,

    Pev Daul here. TalbotCocks you seem like a nice guy, let me ask you this: does Lionel need a back rub?

    He’s Canadian, I’m Canadian, make it happen, eh?

    Id love to tell him stories about my time in the Canadian military, my engineering education, give him swim tips (did you know that i got run over by a bus?), and generally give him a sweet back massage instructing him how to win Kona, because i know. Just ask Skid, Monty and hero Thomas Gerlach.

    Maybe Stan Hempfields can join. Stan is a real man’s man. He!d fit in well and doesn’t hate women. At all.

    Well Tablet, great chatting with you. If Lionel ever needs advice I’m your man. I pretty much know everything about the sport and I kind of am a big deal. (Not height-wise since I’m 4’9 and 83 lbs.)

    Welp, off to crash my bike!

    Hope this helps, bye Taylor,
    Pev

    Tad_MAaronWebsteyMattTalbotCoxSdog
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    PevashishDaulPevashishDaul Member, POTM
    P.S.

    Are babies made from my pee hole?
    AaronWebsteyNHetro

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