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Ask a Farmer Anything

AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
edited November 28 in Main
Ask resident farmers @ItsShug and @mbrekk44 anything. Farming, animals, vegetables, life, love. Preferably something only a farmer can answer with authority. #TriRoostAFA
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    AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Dear farmers,
    Why does our lettuce have salmonella or whatever?
    Thx,
    Canada
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member

    Dear farmers,
    Why does our lettuce have salmonella or whatever?
    Thx,
    Canada

    To punish vegans for being douchebags.



    Next question please.
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    edited November 28
    Why do farmers have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff?
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    @Matt, Velma is going to have nightmares.

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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
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    Goats seem really awesome. Are they as awesome as they seem?

    If not what is the G.O.A.T. Non-goat animal?
    AaronWebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoslickfins_Ryangregkyournotunique
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member

    Goats seem really awesome. Are they as awesome as they seem?

    If not what is the G.O.A.T. Non-goat animal?

    Yes and no. Goats can be pretty cool. But they eat fucking anything, and shit everywhere.

    We had a goat when I was a kid. Named petunia. She chewed tabacco. She wouldn't leave you alone until you gave her a dip. She'd walk around with a dip in, shitting all over the shop. If you didn't give her enough attention she'd run straight at the back door and jump on it landing on it with all four hooves. She also hated my grandma. For some reason she also hated my grandma. Every time she came over petunia would jump on top of her Cadillac. Grandma was always less than impressed.
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    edited November 28
    Matt said:

    Why do farmers have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff?

    They get scared and try to back up and move around a lot. Same with putting them in the corner of the pen.

    Disclaimer: I have never raised sheep. But we had this white trash dude on our bus route that got caught fucking a sheep by everyone on the bus one day when they dropped his little sister off after school. He had a reputation after that.

    Also a disclaimer: wasnt my bus route
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    Matt said:

    Why do farmers have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff?

    Also check out velcro gloves. ;) Thank me later.
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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    ItsShug said:


    Yes and no. Goats can be pretty cool. But they eat fucking anything, and shit everywhere.

    We had a goat when I was a kid. Named petunia. She chewed tabacco. She wouldn't leave you alone until you gave her a dip. She'd walk around with a dip in, shitting all over the shop. If you didn't give her enough attention she'd run straight at the back door and jump on it landing on it with all four hooves. She also hated my grandma. For some reason she also hated my grandma. Every time she came over petunia would jump on top of her Cadillac. Grandma was always less than impressed.

    I swear to god this describes one of my college roommates to a T.

    Craig_DKenElPescadoPeladoJohns622AaronWebsteyItsShugGasBombMattyournotunique
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    How're the pickins at FarmersOnly.com?
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    ItsShug said:

    Goats seem really awesome. Are they as awesome as they seem?

    If not what is the G.O.A.T. Non-goat animal?

    Yes and no. Goats can be pretty cool. But they eat fucking anything, and shit everywhere.

    We had a goat when I was a kid. Named petunia. She chewed tabacco. She wouldn't leave you alone until you gave her a dip. She'd walk around with a dip in, shitting all over the shop. If you didn't give her enough attention she'd run straight at the back door and jump on it landing on it with all four hooves. She also hated my grandma. For some reason she also hated my grandma. Every time she came over petunia would jump on top of her Cadillac. Grandma was always less than impressed.
    I didn't know I wanted a goat until now

    AaronWebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoGasBombmaggieruMartin

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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member

    How're the pickins at FarmersOnly.com?

    Oh man. That's a dark place. Just don't.


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    doyoueventribrodoyoueventribro Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    edited November 28
    ItsShug said:

    Goats seem really awesome. Are they as awesome as they seem?

    If not what is the G.O.A.T. Non-goat animal?

    Yes and no. Goats can be pretty cool. But they eat fucking anything, and shit everywhere.

    We had a goat when I was a kid. Named petunia. She chewed tabacco. She wouldn't leave you alone until you gave her a dip. She'd walk around with a dip in, shitting all over the shop. If you didn't give her enough attention she'd run straight at the back door and jump on it landing on it with all four hooves. She also hated my grandma. For some reason she also hated my grandma. Every time she came over petunia would jump on top of her Cadillac. Grandma was always less than impressed.
    Eat anything, shit anywhere, chews tobacco, hates people with nicer cars than them.

    I'm 90% sure your goat was actually just a Cape Bretoner. What was his father's name?
    idking90AaronWebsteyslickfins_RyankjrunninCraig_DTad_MKenElPescadoPeladoMartinyournotunique
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    regular_markregular_mark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    I have chickens. AMA.
    AaronWebsteyItsShugGasBombMartin
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    slickfins_Ryanslickfins_Ryan Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Why are some eggs white and some are brown? I think about this a lot but yet never google it.
    AaronWebsteyItsShug
    Kind of wish I was Canadian. Sorry.
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member

    Why are some eggs white and some are brown? I think about this a lot but yet never google it.

    @regular_mark

    I'm not allowed to have chickens. Erika has a no shit phobia of them things. Plus raccoons are hard on keeping the fuckers alive. I got a buddy at work that supplies us all our farm fresh eggs.
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    Can a cow get back up if you tip it over. And do they really sleep standing up?
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    regular_markregular_mark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    @slickfins_Ryan some are blue. Some are light grey. Some are yellow. Different breeds lay different eggs.

    But in the end, you are eating nothing but liquid chicken babies.
    ItsShugAaronWebsteyRobert RankinMartinJohns622yournotuniqueslickfins_Ryan
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    Do the chickens lay eggs every day?
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    GasBombGasBomb Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    ItsShug said:

    Matt said:

    Why do farmers have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff?

    They get scared and try to back up and move around a lot. Same with putting them in the corner of the pen.

    Disclaimer: I have never raised sheep. But we had this white trash dude on our bus route that got caught fucking a sheep by everyone on the bus one day when they dropped his little sister off after school. He had a reputation after that.

    Also a disclaimer: wasnt my bus route
    My bus route had a similar white trash dude. He got caught freshman year and was known as goat poke for all 4 years of high school. 25 years later and I write the guys auto insurance. By the smell coming from him when he stops by my office, I would say his amorous pursuits have not changed over the years! Plus I have a hard time not calling him goat poke when he is just wanting to pay his auto insurance.
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    regular_markregular_mark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    @wchevron depends, sometimes they are "broody" and don't do shit. If not, generally they will lay every day.
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    edited November 28
    wchevron said:

    Can a cow get back up if you tip it over. And do they really sleep standing up?

    Yes, they will some times sleep standing up. Cow tipping is a fine art but really dangerous for the cow. you can break legs, ribs, and ankles of the cow pretty easy.

    Its hard enough to sneak up on them while they are asleep but if you can get two other people to hold a 2x12 on the side you're tipping, almost against their legs, so they can't catch themselves.
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    GasBomb said:

    ItsShug said:

    Matt said:

    Why do farmers have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff?

    They get scared and try to back up and move around a lot. Same with putting them in the corner of the pen.

    Disclaimer: I have never raised sheep. But we had this white trash dude on our bus route that got caught fucking a sheep by everyone on the bus one day when they dropped his little sister off after school. He had a reputation after that.

    Also a disclaimer: wasnt my bus route
    My bus route had a similar white trash dude. He got caught freshman year and was known as goat poke for all 4 years of high school. 25 years later and I write the guys auto insurance. By the smell coming from him when he stops by my office, I would say his amorous pursuits have not changed over the years! Plus I have a hard time not calling him goat poke when he is just wanting to pay his auto insurance.
    How do 2 people on this forum have first hand knowledge of a goat fornicator?

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    2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
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    maggierumaggieru Member, Pro Triathlete
    OH LAWD HE COMIN
    Matt said:


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    GasBombGasBomb Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    @Robert Rankin Dude you live in Florida. I guarantee Florida Man is a goat fornicator.
    AaronWebsteyRobert RankinItsShugKenElPescadoPeladoCraig_Dsimonsen77

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    GasBomb said:

    @Robert Rankin Dude you live in Florida. I guarantee Florida Man is a goat fornicator.

    I’m beginning to think Florida Man is just a midwestern retiree now

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    teawhymonksteawhymonks Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Are farmers loyal to one particular sheep they having sex with, or are they promiscuous? And, are sheep having sex with farmers?
    AaronWebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoRobert Rankinidking90simonsen77
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    I have chickens. AMA.

    Given the naming convention & Baltimoresque survival rate of your chickens, what season of The Wire would you say you're on now?
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member

    Are farmers loyal to one particular sheep they having sex with, or are they promiscuous? And, are sheep having sex with farmers?

    There's always a favorite.
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