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Pooperintendent

Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
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If you run the same route lots after your morning coffee, lesson learned.... don't poop in the same spot!
https://patch.com/new-jersey/holmdel-hazlet/kenilworth-superintendent-charged-pooping-holmdel-track
KenElPescadoPelado

#Sworry 2019 - See you there!

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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    New Jersey. Enough said.
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    This is right by where I live. I've run this track. This feels like a story meant more for Florida than New Jersey but on the same day this one broke we also got the warning that our area has a serial shooter who is killing randomly. Strange runs in threes man, so something truly crazy is coming.
    KenElPescadoPeladoTad_M
    Great Uncle, Average Father, Mediocre Triathlete
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    Robert RankinRobert Rankin Member
    edited May 5
    Sunshine Laws make us in Florida look crazier than other states. You guys just aren’t open books. 3/4 of Floridians are the northern states rejects anyway. Were there no bushes this guy could have pooped in like a normal person?
    Tad_MAaronWebsteysimonsen77

    Fattest BQ on record--- *allegedly
    2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
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    idking90idking90 Member, Pro Triathlete
    This just reminds me of Holmdel’s cross country course, which was downright evil.
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Maybe he's a cereal pooper......

    I can't believe @KenElPescadoPelado didn't lay that down first
    AaronWebsteyKenElPescadoPelado

    #Sworry 2019 - See you there!
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    I'm only catching up on my forum reading now that I spared @eremillong & @Richard_Fitzinya from my potent by-products and left the RV to defile other facilities. Still out at Wildflower til tomorrow, sworry for the lack of updates.
    AaronWebsteyeremillong
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    Sunshine Laws make us in Florida look crazier than other states. You guys just aren’t open books. 3/4 of Floridians are the northern states rejects anyway. Were there no bushes this guy could have pooped in like a normal person?


    Not ready to take the Palmetto Poop challenge?

    - Feels like an internet craze waiting to happen.

    Tad_Msimonsen77KenElPescadoPelado
    Great Uncle, Average Father, Mediocre Triathlete
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    I'm only catching up on my forum reading now that I spared @eremillong & @Richard_Fitzinya from my potent by-products and left the RV to defile other facilities. Still out at Wildflower til tomorrow, sworry for the lack of updates.

    Much appreciated, thanks!!
    KenElPescadoPelado
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    On a somewhat related shitty note, anybody hear about the Timmy's Turd Tosser?

    http://people.com/crime/woman-defecates-employee-tim-hortons-canada/

    AaronWebsteyMattwchevronidking90Tad_M
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    Fresher than the stuff they serve behind the counter!
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    wchevronwchevron Member
    I wonder if it was @Martin. He seemed to be pretty down on them.



    M_WareMattidking90MartinTad_MAaronWebsteyKenElPescadoPelado
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    idking90idking90 Member, Pro Triathlete
    I’m genuinely curious how she shat on cue like that.
    Tad_MKenElPescadoPelado
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    idking90 said:

    I’m genuinely curious how she shat on cue like that.

    Was this before or after she received her coffee?
    KenElPescadoPeladoMattwchevron

    #Sworry 2019 - See you there!
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    kjrunninkjrunnin Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    When I first watched this, I concluded she was out for a run, had to go, and was refused the washroom key... before eventually demonstrating how badly she had to go. Couldn’t figure out how she concluded just leaving and shitting her pants was a worse fate than what she did. But then I heard she’s been refused service there before so I guess there’s more to the plop, I mean plot.

    This is actually in my neck of the woods so I’m trying to normalize the crazy... eg last night before my Tri club group run, I headed into the community centre to use the washroom and said “give me a sec, I have to go to Tim’s”
    Tad_MKenElPescadoPeladoAaronWebsteyidking90simonsen77wchevron

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    kjrunninkjrunnin Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Also, thankful we had a Pooperintendent thread (never thought I’d say that) so this didn’t get posted in the donut thread.
    M_WareTad_MAaronWebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoidking90simonsen77wchevron

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