Serious Cheating requires serious effort!

Tuck_n_Roll_Tad_M

I know there's a cheat thread, but this has to stand alone due to the length of time, likely repeated effort, and amazing boldness.
https://www.marathoninvestigation.com/2018/01/kelly-agnew-aty-dq-cheat.html

KenElPescadoPelado

That guy can suck a bag of dicks. I'd also like to kick him in his.

James Lange

Maybe on his bathroom breaks he thought he was doing a laps' worth of work and thought he should be rewarded for it.

Tuck_n_Roll_Tad_M

James Lange said:

Maybe on his bathroom breaks he thought he was doing a laps' worth of work and thought he should be rewarded for it.

He's extremely regular

MamaCheetah

Cheater Cheater, pumpkin eater ! I bet he really does eat pumkin - which is gross !! Or pumpkin pie, which is delicious !

Matt

or Pumpkin Spice, which is basic.

simonsen77

Hey, are you related to Posh Spice @Matt?

Matt

Not gonna lie, I got that question all the time from grades 5 - 9. Since there were >8 Matts in our grade, we all referred to each other by our last names, so it was inevitable.

She's my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.