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Froome - Try This

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Kayaker laces opponents drink to cause a failed doping test. Damn dirty kayakers! (Article linked below). I am sure SKY can afford a fall guy if the lab testing doesn’t work out.

Can’t wait for the hardliners to call for a lifetime ban for the doped kayaker due to the lifetime benefits of his unintentional doping - you are responsible for what’s in your body.


http://www.espn.com/olympics/canoe/story/_/id/22011471/japan-kayaker-yasuhiro-suzuki-banned-eight-years-lacing-rival-drink
Robert RankinMamaCheetah

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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    I feel like we should ask Ben Kanute if this requires the disgraced poisoner to commit seppuku, or just cut off his pinkie.

    If it's the former, he may be obliged to live stream it, like this guy.


    MattCraig DMamaCheetah
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    MamaCheetahMamaCheetah Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    Think Team SKY would use my testimony that I did it ?! (Don't judge me!!!) .... then I could get a life time ban and have a real excuse for not riding my bike (as opposed to a 100 watt FTP fitness excuse I'm using right now)
    Johns622Tad_MachrowiczCraig D
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    Tad_MachrowiczTad_Machrowicz Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter

    Think Team SKY would use my testimony that I did it ?! (Don't judge me!!!) .... then I could get a life time ban and have a real excuse for not riding my bike (as opposed to a 100 watt FTP fitness excuse I'm using right now)

    @MamaCheetah , I bet I could negotiate you the lifetime ban plus a pile of cash. I've got the call into SKY management, I'm on hold right now. I hit option #5 "If you're a suitable scapegoat and have no previous doping violations, please press 5".....
    M_WarewchevronMartinMamaCheetahCraig DKenElPescadoPelado

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    Look! A minor doping infraction!

    [quickly and quietly removes motorized back wheel from bike]
    MamaCheetahCraig DTad_Machrowicz
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    MamaCheetahMamaCheetah Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member

    Sounds promising ! What number are we in the que ...?

    Tad_Machrowicz

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