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Zipped-up Kit > All bike safety

EvanEvan Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
This is for @Dark_mark more than anyone else... this is from this year's IMFL athlete's guide. the juxtaposition of the hilarious Rule 19 versus all of the other actual safety rules is hilarious


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    Robert RankinRobert Rankin Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    What is remedied properly mean? I'm legitimately concerned about getting a penalty over this and will lose my mind. I can't do the entire marathon with my zipper zipped up all the way, and with my large rack (thanks @AaronWebstey ) it unzips itself.
    M_WareAaronWebsteySdogEvanmaggieru

    Fattest BQ on record--- *allegedly
    2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
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    SdogSdog Member
    This rule is crazy!! It is a safety concern. Just wait for more people to have heat exhaustion.

    Look on the bright side... it says nothing about having to wear shorts!!! You can cool off by taking them off, lol.
    MattCraig Dkjrunnin
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    EvanEvan Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    Sdog said:


    Look on the bright side... it says nothing about having to wear shorts!!! You can cool off by taking them off, lol.

    you know that's actually a "thing?" I believe at Burning Man, people do it. It's called "shirt-cocking." This world is so weird.
    KenElPescadoPeladoSdogKHilgendorfmbrekk44


    unofficial non-general counsel for TRS Racing and other TRS-related entities
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    EvanEvan Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    also, @Robert Rankin now you'll be going about 3-4 hours faster than I, but i can "properly remedy" it for you if i see you on the run course or the bike.

    as for a solution for your rack, you can do what Jesse Thomas did at 70.3 Peru and just duct tape it shut...

    KenElPescadoPeladoRobert RankinSdog


    unofficial non-general counsel for TRS Racing and other TRS-related entities
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator
    Evan said:

    I believe at Burning Man, people do it. It's called "shirt-cocking." This world is so weird.




    KenElPescadoPeladoAaronWebsteySdogCraig DMartinkjrunninmbrekk44Evan
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    I thought shirt with no shorts was the "porky pig".


    M_WareSdogKenElPescadoPeladoEvanCraig DdhrAaronWebstey
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    How am I supposed to get a sick v-neck tan line if I can't unzip my tri top?
    KenElPescadoPeladoCraig D
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    Get one of these for each day of the week?


    M_WareKenElPescadoPelado
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    Robert RankinRobert Rankin Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    Lange's zipper is illegal right now
    MartinEvan

    Fattest BQ on record--- *allegedly
    2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
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    maggierumaggieru Member, Pro Triathlete
    I think we saw some belly button when he was rooting around down in his secret kit pockets!! :o
    Robert RankinAaronWebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoTad_Machrowicz
    insta: @magrusch

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