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Zach BoringZach Boring Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
edited May 19 in Main
Ever notice how some peopke like dogs and others like cats? What's up with that?!

In reality. Please use this thread to make jokes about observations you make in life.
KenElPescadoPeladoGasBomb
Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man
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    AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    Me: "wanna hear my latest joke"
    Me: *tells joke*
    Wife: "there are lots of jokes out there already, why are you trying to make your own?"
    simonsen77kjrunninKenElPescadoPeladoRobert RankinDawnCGasBombMamaCheetahTad_MachrowiczIanL
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    Zach BoringZach Boring Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    Me: *Makes funny joke*
    Wife: *crickets* "that wasn't funny."
    Me: *Eats more pizza* :(
    AaronWebsteykjrunninKenElPescadoPeladoMartinGasBombMamaCheetahTad_Machrowicz
    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Dammit! I should have saved a prick joke. Good news is that the periodic table of allergy test results has faded.
    KenElPescadoPeladoMamaCheetahTad_Machrowicz
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    MartinMartin Member
    Tonight I had to explain to my nine year old that when you call someone a dickhead, it means you are suggesting they have a penis for a head. She regretted asking the question as much as I regretted directing the comment at a fellow driver.
    M_Wareneil5youngKenElPescadoPeladoSeanHRobert RankinMattDawnCAaronWebsteyGasBombsimonsen77MamaCheetahfyrehaarCraig D
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    My 3 year old asks me every time I get annoyed by something, "daddy, is that fucking shit?"

    I'm getting tired of correcring him on when to appropriately use the phrase.
    kjrunninKenElPescadoPeladoSeanHRobert RankinM_WareMartinmaggieruMattAaronWebsteyGasBombsimonsen77MamaCheetahfyrehaarTad_MachrowiczCraig D
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    StanstarStanstar Member
    what's with cab drivers and b.o.?
    M_WareAaronWebsteyMartinMamaCheetahTad_MachrowiczCraig D
    my shift key has been broken since 1994.
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator
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    MamaCheetahMamaCheetah Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW ?
    A: With a porcupine, the pricks* are on the outside !
    No offense to all you BMW prick drivers.
    simonsen77GentlemanJerseyDaveGasBombKenElPescadoPeladoTad_MachrowiczCraig D
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    Zach BoringZach Boring Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    You ever notice how lifting weights is just repeatedly raising oddly shaped rocks?
    GasBombItsShug
    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man
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    Dark_markDark_mark Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, TRS/Baucco Officers
    You ever notice how you make your own catch phrase that you are going to use when you finally do stand up and you tell a friend about it and then they make a post on a triathlon forum using your own catch phrase whats up with that
    Dark_mark
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    Zach BoringZach Boring Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    edited May 19
    You ever notice how that original person will never actually do stand up?? What's up with that?!
    AaronWebsteyDark_markGasBombM_WarekjrunninTad_MachrowiczCraig D
    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man
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    Dark_markDark_mark Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, TRS/Baucco Officers
    you ever notice how sexy zach borings wife is
    Martinrigpig
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    Dark_markDark_mark Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, TRS/Baucco Officers
    you ever notice how zach boring is in san diego for 3 weeks and zach borings sexy wife is alone in texas
    MartinCraig D
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    Zach BoringZach Boring Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    You ever notice how she doesn't like good looking men? What's up with that?
    MartinAaronWebsteysimonsen77KHilgendorfkjrunninRobert RankinTad_MachrowiczCraig D
    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man
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    Dark_markDark_mark Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, TRS/Baucco Officers
    you ever notice how oklahoma is a short drive to texas and san diego is a long ways away from texas
    Martinkjrunnin
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    Zach BoringZach Boring Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    You ever notice how Mark has never made the trip just to see me and/or Alex even though it is such a short distance?
    AaronWebsteysimonsen77
    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man
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    GasBombGasBomb Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    This is sad.
    MartinDawnCKuchEvankjrunninRobert Rankinrigpig

    Clay Richard Gasway
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    I'm with Mark. Ripping off the dude who was in Good Burger is plain and simple fucked up man.



    GasBombMattAaronWebsteyMamaCheetahIanLCraig D
    Great Uncle, Average Father, Mediocre Triathlete
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    Zach BoringZach Boring Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    GasBomb said:

    This is sad.

    What part? The Mark not driving to see me part? Or the part where I call myself ugly?
    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator
    Sad is that double-breasted vest.
    MamaCheetah
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    GasBombGasBomb Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    @Zach Boring I just think the passive aggressive attacks from Mark and the self deprecation from you is all SAD. You two love each other. Now kiss and make up.

    Clay Richard Gasway
    King of all Mediocrity
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator
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    Zach BoringZach Boring Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    Mark's behaviour on this thread is not new. He has offered many times to watch my wife while I am away. He is a very generous friend.
    MartinKenElPescadoPeladoGentlemanJerseyDaveAaronWebsteyGasBombCraig D
    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man
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    simonsen77simonsen77 Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    Matt said:

    Sad is that double-breasted vest.

    Well, there's not much of a market for triple breasted vests...
    MattGasBombKenElPescadoPeladoCraig D
    First #BAAW Badge Recipient
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    Dark_markDark_mark Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, TRS/Baucco Officers
    You ever notice how some people are named "Clay?" That's just dirt, buddy!!
    simonsen77kjrunnin
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    Dark_markDark_mark Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, TRS/Baucco Officers
    What's your wife's name? Soil?
    rigpig
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    Dark_markDark_mark Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, TRS/Baucco Officers
    Good Stuff.
    Dark_markGasBombRobert RankinAaronWebstey
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    GasBombGasBomb Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Solid 2/10
    GentlemanJerseyDave

    Clay Richard Gasway
    King of all Mediocrity
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    Dark_markDark_mark Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, TRS/Baucco Officers
    GasBomb said:

    Solid 2/10

    Thanks, "Clay", or should I say "Fine-grained natural rock or soil material that combines one or more clay minerals with traces of metal oxides and organic matter, found in geologic clay deposits containing variable amounts of water trapped in the mineral structure!'
    AaronWebsteyGasBomb
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    StanstarStanstar Member

    Mark's behaviour on this thread is not new. He has offered many times to watch my wife while I am away. He is a very generous friend.

    how can i make a "mark is a milf guy" without making it pedo-creepy?
    my shift key has been broken since 1994.

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