Oh Canada

Craig_D · July 2017

This is priceless:
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/07/25/manitoba-man-riding-lawn-mower-headed-for-smokes-charged-with-im_a_23047073/?utm_hp_ref=ca-homepage

Martin · July 2017

Craig D said:
This is priceless:
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/07/25/manitoba-man-riding-lawn-mower-headed-for-smokes-charged-with-im_a_23047073/?utm_hp_ref=ca-homepage

As a drunk person in Northern Ontario once told me, "It's those bad drunk drivers that ruin it for the rest of us."

(Lawyer: The poster does not share this sentiment.)

GentlemanJerseyDave · July 2017

Hey Canada!
I'm in Toronto 8/5-8/7 and then I got to Algonquin. I think its a provincial park or something. I'll be filming and living on a 17 acre island at a summer camp with almost no electricity. What I know is that I'll be near Huntsville.

- Anyone know the lake water quality up there? Is it freezing?

I plan to become a camp legend by swimming around the island a couple times - or more depending on the 40+ age group record. I'm told turtles are an issue at times but I'm not buying it.

Martin · July 2017

GentlemanJerseyDave said:
Hey Canada!

- Anyone know the lake water quality up there? Is it freezing?

The water is excellent pretty much everywhere up there. The lakes inside the park tend to be even better, but bring a wetsuit. It hasn't been a hot summer, and they have had a lot of rain. You get some boats on the big lakes like Lake of Bays, but nothing you can't manage.

You might take a gander at the Muskoka course while you are there. If you are using the main gate to Algonquin off highway 60, head back to Henrietta's Bakery at Dwight and turn onto Highway 35 and you're on the course.

GentlemanJerseyDave · July 2017

@Martin - Thanks. I am literally stranded on this little island the whole time. As to the wetsuit: The kids take swimming lessons in there, can I really be "That Guy" when none of the kids do the same?

Then again - do I really care if I impress a bunch of 12 year olds? (A: I kind of do)

KenElPescadoPelado · July 2017

GentlemanJerseyDave said:
Hey Canada! ... I'll be filming and living on a 17 acre island...

I'd make a joke about Canada not being able to afford a Three Mile Island - which is maybe a few hundred acres - but then we don't even have a proper 17 Mile Drive. Shit, Three Mile Island isn't even 2.5 miles long, anyways!

Tad_M · July 2017

Us 'Mericans are always over estimating linear measurement @KenElPescadoPelado ........

KHilgendorf · July 2017

Tad_Machrowicz said:
Us 'Mericans are always over estimating linear measurement @KenElPescadoPelado ........

Is that why Trump thinks he has normal sized hands?

Matt · August 2017

Summer's almost over

Craig_D · September 2017

Priorities???
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/canada-hockey-nhl-custody-battle-tickets_us_59cee069e4b09538b5085eec?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

doyoueventribro · October 2017

Hey everyone, keep an eye out for Terry. He steals 2-4's out of your truck when you take a piss at Tim's.

http://thechronicleherald.ca/novascotia/1507635-cape-breton-beer-bandit-becomes-viral-sensation

KenElPescadoPelado · October 2017

doyoueventribro said:
He steals 2-4's out of your truck when you take a piss at Tim's.

Having just watched an episode of The Wire where crackheads were stealing copper pipe, I thought for sure this was about stolen lumber. Got my Canadian English lesson for the day!

doyoueventribro · October 2017

KenElPescadoPelado said:

doyoueventribro said:
He steals 2-4's out of your truck when you take a piss at Tim's.
Having just watched an episode of The Wire where crackheads were stealing copper pipe, I thought for sure this was about stolen lumber. Got my Canadian English lesson for the day!

I never watched "the wire" but where I live during heavy garbage collection guys will drive around and cut the electrical cords from anything that you place at the curb. Microwaves, toasters, lamps, you name it. Snipsnipsnip. We actually had a power outage because a few dudes thought it would be a good idea to steal some copper from a sub-station and almost killed themselves.

Struang · October 2017

My favorite bit is the caption on the first photo

'one he described as a young man with a “stupid f---ing haircut” '

Brilliant

Matt · November 2017

Brent_R · November 2017

He just felt left out, what with all the news for Hollywood and Alabama.

KHilgendorf · November 2017

Why do you need to keep moose in the zoo? Wouldn’t that be like New York having a pigeon exhibit?

kjrunnin · November 2017

OK, Canada, this one confuses me... 24h webcam of Nova Scotia meat (not Webstey's office)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/donair-webcam-livestream-1.4400167?cmp=rss

KenElPescadoPelado · November 2017

kjrunnin said:
OK, Canada, this one confuses me... 24h webcam of Nova Scotia meat (not Webstey's office)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/donair-webcam-livestream-1.4400167?cmp=rss

One big difference... "How much is disintegrating donair meat worth? $957.70 apparently"
- but one could argue that @AaronWebstey's meat is worth more and more every day.

M_Ware · November 2017

To all Canadian Roosters: please promise me you will avoid the Tim Horton’s at Cannon & Sanford in Hamilton, ON.. I’ve been listening to the Somebody Knows Something podcast and that place sounds shady AF.

rigpig · November 2017

M_Ware said:
To all Canadian Roosters: please promise me you will avoid the Tim Horton’s at Cannon & Sanford in Hamilton, ON.. I’ve been listening to the Somebody Knows Something podcast and that place sounds shady AF.

Nobody goes to Ontario unless you live there. So no worries!

Johns622 · November 2017

M_Ware said:
To all Canadian Roosters: please promise me you will avoid the Tim Horton’s at Cannon & Sanford in Hamilton, ON.. I’ve been listening to the Somebody Knows Something podcast and that place sounds shady AF.

That made me think this podcast must be similar to serial. My productivity at work has dropped dramatically, but my happiness has increased. Thanks.

KenElPescadoPelado · December 2017

More bizarro news from America's Hat:

https://www.mercurynews.com/2017/11/08/five-naked-people-in-car-crash-the-story-gets-weirder/

M_Ware · December 2017

@KenElPescadoPelado I bet they were on their way to Tim Horton’s at Cannon & Sanford in Hamilton, ON..

Craig_D · December 2017

This happened in @ADRBilly 's neck of the woods. When the story first broke I was disappointed that he didn't send out an invite to the party.

Craig_D · February 2018

I reall need a dog like this

http://m.huffingtonpost.ca/2018/02/09/watch-morgan-the-b-c-snow-shovelling-dog-put-all-pets-to-shame_a_23357615/

Tad_M · February 2018

Awesome @Craig D ! I'd settle for a 12 and 13 year old boy learning that trick.....

Craig_D · February 2018

Tad_Machrowicz said:
Awesome @Craig D ! I'd settle for a 12 and 13 year old boy learning that trick.....

@Tad_Machrowicz Better luck teaching the dog I think. I have a 17 and 18 year old at home. I feel you pain. I swear they thought the snow shoveling fairy was real for a few years.

jamoozle · February 2018

Craig D said:

Tad_Machrowicz said:
Awesome @Craig D ! I'd settle for a 12 and 13 year old boy learning that trick.....
@Tad_Machrowicz Better luck teaching the dog I think. I have a 17 and 18 year old at home. I feel you pain. I swear they thought the snow shoveling fairy was real for a few years.

My dad refuses to drive over snow in the driveway. Once you drive over it, it's there all winter. So, from about the time I was nine years old, he'd get me (and then my younger brother) out of bed while it was dark and before he left for work to scrape the driveway off. Then we'd go back to bed.