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AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
edited November 2016 in Main
Wisdom, musings, comedy, all of the above. Concision is key. Original thoughts, classic quotes (attributed), links to great forum comments (e.g.



).

Original creations can be serious, ironic, funny, any/all of he above. Once a week, the best comment/link/post will be Instagrammed at https://www.instagram.com/triroost/ .

Here's my first submission:

"If you don't despise some former version of yourself, you're not trying hard enough to improve." -KOAT
Tad_MM_WareGasBombCraig_Dtwig05MamaCheetahHSeeley14yournotuniqueKelly O'Mara
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    Why they hell do you use a Mickey Mouse hand as a cursor?
    MattAaronWebsteyGasBombmbrekk44simonsen77HensatcMartinEvanMamaCheetahHSeeley14idking90maggieruBrent_RyournotuniqueKelly O'Mara
    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man
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    Here my submission I overheard the other day:

    "If Webstey had tried this hard a couple of months ago, I wouldn't had fired him as CEO" -Ben Hobbs
    ScollyTad_MMattAaronWebsteyGasBombmbrekk44HensatcCraig_DMartinDerekLMamaCheetahHSeeley14yournotunique
    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man
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    AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers

    Why they hell do you use a Mickey Mouse hand as a cursor?

    Actually I have a special cursor for you @Zach Boring


    Zach BoringTad_MkjrunninDawnCGasBombsimonsen77ellsworth53tHensatcCraig_DItsShugMartinEvanDerekLtwig05MamaCheetahHSeeley14maggieruBrent_Rtoebutt769KenElPescadoPelado
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    Craig_DCraig_D Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    A toast from my youth - "May you not always get what you want, may you not always get what you need, as long as you get what you deserve..."
    AaronWebsteyTad_MMamaCheetah
    Canadian Division
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Why do noses run and feet smell?
    AaronWebsteyTad_MMamaCheetah
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Why do we drive on Parkways, and park on driveways?
    AaronWebsteyMamaCheetahTriHollywood
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Rhode island.
    It's neither a road, nor a island.

    Discuss.
    M_WareMartinAaronWebsteyMamaCheetah
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
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    ItsShug said:

    Rhode island.
    It's neither a road, nor a island.

    Discuss.

    What's up with that!

    ItsShugAaronWebsteyregular_markyournotunique
    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man
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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    I was at an agricultural fair. A cow in the show ring pooped. Another competitor held its tail and shared his paper towel with the owner.

    Should the pooping cow's owner have been disqualified for accepting outside assistance?
    M_WareAaronWebsteyTad_MMamaCheetahHSeeley14
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Martin said:

    I was at an agricultural fair. A cow in the show ring pooped. Another competitor held its tail and shared his paper towel with the owner.

    Should the pooping cow's owner have been disqualified for accepting outside assistance?

    When showing cattle its considered good manners to help each other. That and no specific rule about it.
    M_WareAaronWebstey
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
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    ellsworth53tellsworth53t Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
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    GasBombGasBomb Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    Excuses only satisfy those who make them.
    AaronWebsteyellsworth53tTad_MMamaCheetahM_WareKenElPescadoPelado

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    King of all Mediocrity
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    ellsworth53tellsworth53t Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    GasBomb said:

    Excuses only satisfy those who make them.

    I'm going to use that in my classroom today
    M_WareGasBombTad_MKenElPescadoPelado
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    doyoueventribrodoyoueventribro Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    edited November 2016
    You'll never know if you don't go, You'll never shine if you don't glow
    MattM_Waresimonsen77ItsShugKenElPescadoPeladoMamaCheetahHSeeley14idking90TriDVMyournotuniquetoebutt769
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    Backpfeifengesicht for getting that song stuck in my head.
    M_WareAaronWebsteyMartindoyoueventribroGasBombTad_MMamaCheetahyournotuniquetoebutt769Brew_Tri
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    ItsShug said:


    When showing cattle its considered good manners to help each other. That and no specific rule about it.

    There is a Lionel Sanders joke in here somewhere. Wipe can't I think what it is?
    Craig_DAaronWebsteymbrekk44KenElPescadoPeladoHSeeley14
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    mbrekk44mbrekk44 Member, POTM
    It's better to have hope in your soul, than soap in your hole
    AaronWebsteyGasBombsimonsen77Tad_MMamaCheetahKenElPescadoPeladoHSeeley14noofusTriDVMTriHollywoodA_drizzle
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    regular_markregular_mark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
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    AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Ah shit, I forgot you guys already did this @Dark_mark


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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    mbrekk44 said:

    It's better to have hope in your soul, than soap in your hole


    What is the difference between a nun and a whore in the bathtub?



    mbrekk44AaronWebsteyMamaCheetah
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    MamaCheetahMamaCheetah Member, POTM
    You can't be first, but you can be next ....
    AaronWebsteykjrunnin
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    wchevronwchevron Member, POTM
    You can't polish a turd.
    AaronWebstey
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    AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    @wchevron I love that one.
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
    AaronWebsteyMartinGasBombKenElPescadoPeladoMamaCheetah
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    AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    No more 'deep thoughts'. But I will cook up some demotivational squares like every other idiot on Instagram. :). Preference goes to actual forum comments and/or frequent sayings. E.g.

    M_WareTad_MMartinKenElPescadoPelado
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    GasBombGasBomb Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    Yes, @AaronWebstey how dare you steal a stolen idea.
    AaronWebsteyTad_MM_Ware

    Clay Richard Gasway
    King of all Mediocrity
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    The secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits

    -Drive-By Truckers, "A World of Hurt"
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    AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Roostagram is back! Finally got the account fixed.

    Craig_DMattBrent_REvanTad_MGasBombGranpa Chook
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    yournotuniqueyournotunique Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Ain't no such things as halfway crooks
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