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New challenge with the wife?

DHansenTriDHansenTri Member
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The wife and I are thinking about a new sport and are seeking feedback. Triathlon, until it's made great again, is full of too much political BS and it's too difficult to make money.

sundayriver.com/events-and-activities/events-calendar/north-american-wife-carrying-championship

Living life in pursuit of triathlon greatness and not pissing off my wife. Also trying to understand Dark Mark and why he's left New York yet again, but this time for Oklahoma. At least it's not Florida.

Wife Carrying Championship
  1. Keep racing 140.6 or take a chance at "the next big thing"28 votes
    1. Fuck long course triathlon, throw the bitch on your back and run!
      71.43%
    2. Naw... this is just the new "Tough Mudder" fad and you'll be outta cash in 2 years
      28.57%

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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    YYYYYYYYYYES!!!!
    #KOAT
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    GregwarroGregwarro Member
    They even have shirts premade for the sport! HUMO025-3
    Zach BoringDHansenTriRobert Rankinebe4zippyHSeeley14yournotunique
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    DHansenTriDHansenTri Member
    Ohhhh... and for the win you get your wife's weight in beer plus 3x her weight in cash. Is that not awesome or what?
    ebe4zippy

    Living life in pursuit of triathlon greatness and not pissing off my wife. Also trying to understand Dark Mark and why he's left New York yet again, but this time for Oklahoma. At least it's not Florida.

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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    She's gonna have to start eating cheeseburgers
    andrewm88Brent_RHSeeley14
    #KOAT
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    PreachSwansonPreachSwanson Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    I'm so game for that


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    toebutt769toebutt769 Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    where do i start the "my wife is heavier than yours" thread?
    James Langeebe4zippyDHansenTriHSeeley14
    When keeping it real goes terribly wrong.
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    Andrew MillerAndrew Miller Member
    Out of everything I've read on the TRS forums It's this thread that really hammers home the point that the TRS forum is full of others that share similar interests.
    Aaron WebsteyDHansenTriHSeeley14yournotunique
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    @DHansen1877 is truly a star on this medium.
    DHansenTri
    #KOAT
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    You need to fatten her up though. All the prizes are based off wife wieght. As a triathlete you'd be racing for pennies.
    Brooks DoughtieAaron Webstey_MurMan
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    AaronWebstey said:

    She's gonna have to start eating cheeseburgers


    @ItsShug I said the same thing but smarter
    #gojaysgo
    #KOAT
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Is that why you have fewer likes (zero) on yours than mine?
    #beroyal
    Aaron Websteywchevronoldmanchad
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    jakesaundersjakesaunders Member
    If you get her pregnant she'll gain weight. Just sayin
    Aaron Webstey
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    @ItsShug you're a man of the people
    ItsShug
    #KOAT
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    GregwarroGregwarro Member
    I think this would be perfect fodder for the show wife swap.
    DHansenTri
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    A_drizzleA_drizzle Member
    Polygamy also strikes me as an easy way to make more money off this. Quicker than cheeseburgers.
    M_WareAaron WebsteyDHansenTriHSeeley14yournotunique
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    andrewm88andrewm88 Member
    ItsShug said:

    Is that why you have fewer likes (zero) on yours than mine?
    #beroyal

    Well we all know Americans aren't that bright...
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    TheActualPauloTheActualPaulo Member
    I don't need any more new challenges with the wife...
    Aaron Websteyebe4zippyDHansenTriyournotunique

    Do you know who I am?

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    ellsworth53tellsworth53t Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    TheActualPaulo wrote:
    I don't need any more new challenges with the wife...
    QFT
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    BurnRN717BurnRN717 Member
    I bet Dave's wife beats him at this.
    yournotunique
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    BurnRN717 said:

    I bet Dave's wife beats him at this.


    Fixed
    DHansenTriItsShugjamoozleHSeeley14yournotunique
    #KOAT
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    DHansenTriDHansenTri Member
    Can't lie... this occurs periodically, usually from unwanted sexual advances, occasionally when she's hangry and dinner isn't ready.
    Aaron WebsteyjamoozleHSeeley14

    Living life in pursuit of triathlon greatness and not pissing off my wife. Also trying to understand Dark Mark and why he's left New York yet again, but this time for Oklahoma. At least it's not Florida.

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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Adrienne Taren said:

    Polygamy also strikes me as an easy way to make more money off this. Quicker than cheeseburgers.

    Its bad enough being married to one woman. I wouldn't wish multiple wives on anyone.

    M_WareDHansenTriA_drizzleHSeeley14
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    GregwarroGregwarro Member
    Adrienne Taren said:

    Polygamy also strikes me as an easy way to make more money off this. Quicker than cheeseburgers.

    But for each wife subtract an additional marrage tax from your winnings and you will end up even... or below the single wife cost

    Also... you will have to listen to how you did it wrong more than once, from multiple sources.

    Aaron Webstey
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    Ryan HeislerRyan Heisler Member
    The guy who wins this just about every year is stupid fast. It's hard as shit.

    That said: DO IT. Super fun.
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    lisasmelserlisasmelser Member
    Wow! This is a special thread.
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    tcraigtritcraigtri Member
    ItsShug said:

    You need to fatten her up though. All the prizes are based off wife wieght. As a triathlete you'd be racing for pennies.

    As triathletes, we are all already used to racing for pennies. Just sayin

    ItsShugRyan HeislerTheRealAmatureHSeeley14
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    TheRealAmatureTheRealAmature Member
    edited October 2015
    I knew marrying a skinny chick was going to pay off...now if I can only convince her to strattle me upside down with her head right next to my sweaty stinky ass while I run around an obstacle course.

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