Starting immediately, all new users must be approved by a moderator (due to spam issues). #sworry
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If you are a pro triathlete, please click here to DM AaronWebstey
for access to the 'Pros-only' private forum. Don't forget to include your real name, and a link to pro race result would be great if you're a 1st-year pro.
Rules: must rhyme (down with free verse!), extra points if smells like bad eggs, extra points for triathlon relevancy thingness.
Acceptable forms: haiku, limerick, quatrain, and sonnet
Things are getting raw
Need more lubrication
Chafing armpits suck